Meghan Markle Gets A Makeover — By Order Of The Queen

Meghan Markle will benefit from from a royal makeover, Queen Elizabeth has decreed, and if  Prince Harry’s bride-to-be fails to comply, she could be banished from the palace entirely!

“Her Majesty says Meghan needs to forget her free-wheeling Hollywood ways and get some royal class,” an insider spilled to The National ENQUIRER. Stunned by the love-struck duo's lack of regal decorum, the monarch has demanded the “Suits” sexpot undergo a crash course in palace protocol!

Queen Elizabeth was horrified when she saw the official photos the couple released to celebrate their November engagement, which featured the TV star in a daring sheer top. “Her Royal Highness choked on her morning tea when she saw Meghan in that unseemly outfit,” our source revealed.

The Queen was ready to climb the walls of Buckingham Palace when Meghan and Harry were caught on camera kissing, hugging and cuddling in front of a phalanx of photographers on Christmas Day! But the Queen’s greatest outrage came when Meghan was snapped sticking her tongue out at onlookers.

“The Queen is demanding the palace completely renovate Meghan’s image and start by firing” those in her squad, according to an insider, that could include staffers such as her manager, agent and publicity team.

“Her Majesty has called in tutors to spend several hours a day teaching Meghan how to be a real-life princess before the wedding in May," the insider said. "She told them: ‘Failure is not an option.’”