Before Prince Harry’s fiancée Meghan Markle adds “duchess” to her resume in May, agents from Britain’s MI5 spy agency will have scrubbed her party-girl past clean! That amazing revelation came to The National ENQUIRER from a “technical adviser” who was contracted to work on what the agents are calling “Operation Clean Sweep…”
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“MI5 has been scouring America and Canada for months, silencing Meghan’s old friends and acquaintances with hush money and nondisclosure agreements,” said the source. “
The press will find a big nothing.”
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M15 hired the specialist to help parse
Meghan’s life history and
flag trouble spots. “Meghan’s not the squeaky-clean bride the royal family hoped for,” a Buckingham Palace source confirmed. “They launched an all-out campaign to whitewash her boozing, binge eating, affairs and plastic surgery!
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“They did the same with
Prince William’s wife,
Kate Middleton — though her past wasn’t as raunchy as Meghan’s!” What’s more,
Queen Elizabeth is compiling the secrets in a “dirt dossier” that could someday be used to keep Meghan in line!
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“The queen plays hardball!” the source said. Of special concern are Meghan’s hard-partying years in the early 2000s at Northwestern University near Chicago. “Meghan (center, right) was a hot mess,” said an insider at Meghan’s sorority, Kappa Kappa Gamma.
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The insider told The ENQUIRER a man with a British accent had approached her, asking about Meghan. “She got a fake ID to go drinking at a dump called The Keg," which she recalled as "a crazy scene full of drunken underage girls and boys starting fights."
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She said the agent “was tracking down people who partied with her, making sure no one talks about her boozing or the binge eating that led to her packing on 15 pounds!” The MI5 agents are also sealing the "Suits" siren's court and medical records.
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“Now we’ll never know for sure if Meghan
had a nose job to look like
Princess Diana,” said the insider. “Her secrets will be safe — as long as she doesn’t rock the royal boat!”
“MI5 has been scouring America and Canada for months, silencing Meghan’s old friends and acquaintances with hush money and nondisclosure agreements,” said the source. “
The press will find a big nothing.”
Photo credit: Getty Images
M15 hired the specialist to help parse
Meghan’s life history and
flag trouble spots. “Meghan’s not the squeaky-clean bride the royal family hoped for,” a Buckingham Palace source confirmed. “They launched an all-out campaign to whitewash her boozing, binge eating, affairs and plastic surgery!
Photo credit: Getty Images
“They did the same with
Prince William’s wife,
Kate Middleton — though her past wasn’t as raunchy as Meghan’s!” What’s more,
Queen Elizabeth is compiling the secrets in a “dirt dossier” that could someday be used to keep Meghan in line!
“The queen plays hardball!” the source said. Of special concern are Meghan’s hard-partying years in the early 2000s at Northwestern University near Chicago. “Meghan (center, right) was a hot mess,” said an insider at Meghan’s sorority, Kappa Kappa Gamma.
The insider told The ENQUIRER a man with a British accent had approached her, asking about Meghan. “She got a fake ID to go drinking at a dump called The Keg," which she recalled as "a crazy scene full of drunken underage girls and boys starting fights."
Photo credit: Getty Images
She said the agent “was tracking down people who partied with her, making sure no one talks about her boozing or the binge eating that led to her packing on 15 pounds!” The MI5 agents are also sealing the "Suits" siren's court and medical records.
“Now we’ll never know for sure if Meghan
had a nose job to look like
Princess Diana,” said the insider. “Her secrets will be safe — as long as she doesn’t rock the royal boat!”
Photo credit: Getty Images
