Queen’s Plan To Keep Meghan From Thomas Markle’s Funeral

Meghan Markle is to be kept far from her endlessly embarrassing dad even after he’s dead, according to plans by Britain’s cold-hearted royal family — including banning her from attending his funeral! Under Queen Elizabeth’s command, Prince Harry’s bride won’t show up at Thomas Markle’s final send-off to avoid adding “another new and sensational chapter to their soap-opera relationship,” a palace insider told The National ENQUIRER. Shortly afterward, Meghan’s bitter half-sister Samantha announced that she was on her way to London! Read on for details of the palace’s plans to keep the Markles apart, and click here for more royal gossip….

Queen’s Plan To Keep Meghan From Thomas Markle’s Funeral

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Sources close to the obese septuagenarian — who missed his daughter’s May nuptials after having emergency heart surgery — said he honestly believes it would be better for Meghan if he just “died.”

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But the phony photo session where he faked his preparations for Harry and Meghan’s highly publicized wedding to rake in a quick payday ensured he was already dead in the palace’s eyes!

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Insiders dished that a publicity plan is in place to politely explain the absence of the actress-turned-Duchess of Sussex from the solemn event. “The plan is to make sure she is placed on an official visit as soon as he dies as an excuse for her nonattendance,” the source spilled.

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The source added that the royals will announce plans to contribute to the costs of the service and include a donation to a charity in his name. Markle has been met by stony silence after numerous attempts to get through to his daughter.

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But insiders said the palace has squashed talk of a reunion because of concerns media hog Markle will use any meeting as a ploy to line his own pockets! “This is just the latest heartbreaking chapter of Meghan’s difficult transition into in the royal family!” said the source.

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Sources close to the obese septuagenarian — who missed his daughter’s May nuptials after having emergency heart surgery — said he honestly believes it would be better for Meghan if he just “died.”

Photo credit: Mega

But the phony photo session where he faked his preparations for Harry and Meghan’s highly publicized wedding to rake in a quick payday ensured he was already dead in the palace’s eyes!

Photo credit: Mega

Insiders dished that a publicity plan is in place to politely explain the absence of the actress-turned-Duchess of Sussex from the solemn event. “The plan is to make sure she is placed on an official visit as soon as he dies as an excuse for her nonattendance,” the source spilled.

Photo credit: Mega

The source added that the royals will announce plans to contribute to the costs of the service and include a donation to a charity in his name. Markle has been met by stony silence after numerous attempts to get through to his daughter.

Photo credit: Mega

But insiders said the palace has squashed talk of a reunion because of concerns media hog Markle will use any meeting as a ploy to line his own pockets! “This is just the latest heartbreaking chapter of Meghan’s difficult transition into in the royal family!” said the source.

Photo credit: Getty Images