Sartorial Splendor!

Meghan Markle’s Father Gets His Own Clothing Line

Thomas Markle ready to show the royals how to really look their best!

Meghan Markle’s father says that he’s furious how the media has portrayed him as “the weirdo schlubby dad living in a shack in Mexico drinking beer and eating McDonald’s.” And now Thomas Markle is getting ready to get his revenge by launching his own line of male fashions! Meghan’s bitter half-sister Samantha made the bombshell announcement via social media, saying that she’s “so excited about my father’s new clothing line for men!” That’s after Thomas reportedly had to apologize to his new royal in-laws for cashing in on staged photos of getting fitted for a suit before his daughter’s royal wedding!