Nephew wrecked car on wild weekend in Los Angeles.
Father-daughter pair have been estranged ever since he bailed on her royal wedding!
Duchess' deadbeat half-brother even called her a Hollywood starlet!
Meghan Markle's deadbeat half-brother embarrasses her yet again!
A 'very upset' Thomas Markle calls on Harry to 'man up!'
Won't let the new duchess see him — dead or alive!
Thomas Markle ready to show the royals how to really look their best!
Queen Elizabeth bans new duchess's loose-cannon father!
More royal outrage as Thomas says that his princess looks 'terrified!'