Mike Walker reports…. It might seems Ryan Reynolds has plenty after nailing down sexy-wifey Blake Lively — along with a movie career and two beautiful baby daughters.
But it turns out all he really wanted was … a damn shirt!
Hissed a Ryan Rattler: “He turned 41, didn’t want to make a big deal, but when he learned Blake had set up a surprise getaway, he made her cancel.”
Celine Dion’s Ever-Expanding Shoe Fetish!
Why? “Because he was really dyin’ for buyin’ a sexy shirt he’d spotted at a men’s shop in his trendy NYC ‘hood — a $500 Italian designer button-down!
“He thought it was a lot, even for him, but when the store offered a huge discount, he screeched ‘SI!’ (Stands for ‘yes,’ yentas!)
“It had to be special-ordered from Italia in his size, yet he popped back endlessly ’cuz he couldn’t wait to feel it caressin’ his carcass!”