Here’s hot scoop-de-doo, gossip couples: super-secret celebrity sex rules used ONLY during huggy-kissy interludes scheduled just twice weekly to titillate your private lives, straight from tattletale pals of Ryan Reynolds and stunner Blake Lively, often judged Hollywood’s hottest couple!
Rule 1: NEVER sneak below the belt without mutual agreement.
Rule 2: NO touchy-feely wandering above the belt.
Now here’s their steamy, sex-alicious, never-fail technique!
Said a close pal of the pair: “Ryan and Blake’s sexy secret keeps their bedroom booming … they strictly schedule just TWO 15-minute kissing-only on-the-mattress dates a week, sticking strictly to these cruel rules: NO touchy-feely wandering, NO nudity below the belt — and BIG BANG is totally forbidden!
The couple says this strict routine gets them so lust- crazy and excited they just can’t wait to stoke their smoldering fires on days when they’re finally free to burn, baby, BURN!”