O.J. Simpson’s Reality Show — Ready To Cash In On Crime

O.J. Simpson strolled out of the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada in the early morning hours of Oct. 1 — looking for Hollywood to help wipe out his $33 million debt after being found civilly liable for the brutal murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman!

"O.J. will have plenty of offers for reality shows," said one veteran Hollywood insider as the disgraced star was paroled for armed robbery. "I wouldn't want to be associated with him, but producers can just create a dummy company to hide their names — and with online streaming, you won't need advertisers!"

That's a big change from Simpson's earlier attempts to cash in on his infamy, with the FOX network caving in to protests after planning a 2006 TV special where Simpson read "confessions" from his book titled "If I Did It.

That same year, Simpson attempted to star in a prank show called "Juiced!" The premise was for the disgraced footballer to pop up in real-life situations, such as being a potential roommate or the seller of a white Ford Bronco. Production staff were still ordered to never mention the murders that ruined Simpson's career.

The prank show was finally released as a DVD that sold poorly — but Hollywood doesn't care. "It's a different world," explained an aspiring producer. "Maybe O.J.'s ready to be a bad guy now, or he could go off in search of Nicole's real killer!"