Prince Charles’ Secret Life As A Spoiled Tyrant

Prince Charles is a petulant, self-pitying jerk who lives like the king he’s waited 65 years to become, but palace insiders tell The National ENQUIRER that he carries on like a spoiled brat!

“He puts on his game face when he’s meeting the public, appearing to be genuinely interested, but behind closed doors, he’s a tyrant who cares about no one but himself,” said a source. “His demands are constant, and heaven help his 124 staffers — mostly paid for by taxpayers — if they don’t move fast enough!

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According to author Tom Bower, the Queen Elizabeth’s pampered oldest son doesn’t even dress himself. Four valets help him change his clothes five times a day! He refuses meals not prepared by his trusted chef — although Her Majesty always eats what everyone else has!

Instead, his own organic food is delivered to dinner parties — and he never shares with other guests! His travel demands are mind-boggling! For a weekend visit to friends, he sent a truck a day ahead, carrying his and wife Camilla’s complete bedrooms, “including his orthopedic bed and his own linens,” claims Bower.

“Staffers also packed Charles’ own toilet seat, rolls of Kleenex Premium Comfort toilet paper, Laphroaig whisky and bottled water (for both bedrooms) and two landscapes of the Scottish Highlands!” And there’s always an assistant to carry his personal cushion!

Staffers are subjected to daily tirades over minor infractions like a room temperature or a spelling error, and an assistant has to remain at his office until Charles goes to sleep late at night to meet his never-ending whims.

At his country estate, Highgrove, where pesticides are banned, four gardeners “lie, nose-down, on a trailer pulled by a slow-moving Land Rover to pluck out weeds,” writes Bower. In addition, retired Indian servicemen “prowl through the undergrowth at night with torches and handpick slugs from the leaves of plants!”

The arrogant prince thinks nothing of spending $25,000 to use the royal train to visit a pub 240 miles away — a $100 trip on the public rail service, which his mother uses! But despite his luxury lifestyle, the privileged prince pities himself.

He’s ripped apart because his sons, William and Harry, are more popular than he is — and hates that their brides, Kate and Meghan, are prettier than his boozing, horse-faced spouse Camilla.

Polls that show William would make a better king are another knife in his heart, a courtier says. Meanwhile, Charles is the star of his own pity party. “Nobody knows what utter hell it is to be Prince of Wales,” the king-in-waiting moans, according to an insider. “My life is so unbearable.”