“And weird as it sounds, Michael’s apparition spontaneously fired up the festivities, shocking the hell out of everyone when his unmistakably throaty voice started belting out a song that resonated eerily throughout the mansion!
“At first, everyone assumed the tune was a preprogrammed DJ mix, a boombox … something!? But a quick check showed that the music was apparently coming out of … who knows where?
“It just mysteriously started playing — but amazingly, no one was freaked out!
“Everyone just happily danced/sang along, stunned that Superstar Daddy-oh had transmitted — from whatever universe he inhabits — another total thriller!“