Fans of the finest in British manhood can now “Bend It Like Beckham” in the privacy of their own homes — thanks to a new sex toy modeled on soccer legend David Beckham!
An Australian company called Celebrity Dildo has molded an 8-inch silicone sex toy in the shape of a shirtless David, wearing his Manchester United shorts flanked by two large balls — soccer balls, of course!
The ersatz David comes in four colors: full-color, platinum, flesh and gold!
This may be taking his nickname — Goldenballs — a bit too literally!
Celebrity Dildo marketers dubbed this model “The Buckham.” If this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive” isn’t your speed, you can choose from two other star models: the LeBron James “Leboned” or the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson-based “Kock.”
The firm’s website boasts that this product line is “made of premium medical-grade silicone, they are a firm yet flexible and velvet to the touch, durable, non-porous, odorless, hypoallergenic and phthalate-free.”