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Matt Lauer Gives Up Sex For A Television Comeback

Disgraced 'Today' host swears he's all business!

Matt Lauer is so serious about returning to TV, insiders have revealed he’s willing to give up sex to make it happen! “Matt’s personal life and his penis have gotten him into enough trouble,” a source snitched to The National ENQUIRER. “He doesn’t want to chase women anymore. Now it’s strictly business!” As The ENQUIRER has exclusively reported, the TV sleazebag has had a series of secret meetings with top execs about returning to the tube just nine months after he was booted from NBC’s “Today” show. Read on for details of Matt’s comeback plans, and click here for more news of Hollywood sex scandals….