Kristen Stewart: Stinky Actress Gives Up Glam

Kristen Stewart shocked onlookers at the premiere of "Personal Shopper" — as the out 'n proud lesbian sneered for the cameras in a bizarre new crewcut! It was the former "Twilight" princess' big farewell to her Hollywood persona, in the wake of her finally officially announcing that she's in a relationship with a woman. It was also no surprise to showbiz insiders who've never been fooled by Kristen's occasional attempts at going glam. In short, they've told The National ENQUIRER that the actress truly stinks!

“Kristen tends to stink pretty bad because she neglects to shower regularly — but she doesn’t care,” one insider told The ENQUIRER. The ripe actress often goes weeks on end without washing her oily hair — which has resulted in bad body odor! “She smells like the inside of a gym sneaker no matter what she’s wearing!” the insider dished. “Sometimes the stink is totally overpowering!” But the actress' unique perfume hasn't kept away the ladies!

In fact, Kristen's lesbian love life has been too busy to really keep her in the closet! She officially came out with a joke while hosting "Saturday Night Live," but Kristen's taking the declartion seriously. "I'm so utterly proud that I've had so many people be, like, 'Thank you,'" she said at the premiere. The ENQUIRER, meanwhile, has worked hard to keep track of her girl/girl affairs!

Kristen went from her romance with "Twilight" costar Robert Pattinson to a hush-hush hookup with her longtime “assistant” Alicia Cargile. Then she briefly rebounded with femme French singer Soko before a fling with musician St. Vincent (aka Anne Clarke). None of those ladies turned up their noses at Kristen — although the movie star seems to have given up on the smell of mainstream success!