Bill Cosby Comeback — Lecturing On Sexual Assault

Bill Cosby is planning his comeback this summer — casting himself as a victim while touring to "educate" young people how to protect themselves against false charges of sexual assault!

Bill Cosby is planning his comeback this summer — casting himself as a victim while touring to "educate" young people how to protect themselves against false charges of sexual assault!

The shocking twist came out when Cosby spokespeople Andrew Wyatt and Ebonee Benson made a television appearance in their home state of Alabama. "Mr Cosby wants to get back to work," said Wyatt. "We are now planning Town Halls, and we're going to be coming to [Birmingham] sometime in July." Then he added that Cosby is out to protect men from being victims of conniving women!

"This is bigger than Bill Cosby," said Wyatt. "This issue can affect any young person — especially young athletes of today, and they need to know what they're facing when they're hanging out and partying, when they're doing some things they shouldn't be doing. And it also affects, you know, married men."

"This is bigger than Bill Cosby," said Wyatt. "This issue can affect any young person — especially young athletes of today, and they need to know what they're facing when they're hanging out and partying, when they're doing some things they shouldn't be doing. And it also affects, you know, married men."

Benson also backed up the disgraced comic as a victim of changing times — after Cosby walked after a hung jury wouldn't convict him of drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand in 2004. "The statute of limitations for victims of sexual assault are being extended," said Benson, "so this is why people need to be educated on — a brush against a shoulder, anything at this point can be considered sexual assault!"