Mike Walker Reports… Hollywood’s new Wonder Woman Gal Gadot has got her tights in a twist over internet trolling by crude dudes and bitchy babes — who keep shoveling shade that her tatas are a tad tiny to play the Sexy Supergal!
Raged a pal of Gal: “My perky pissed-off pal’s getting it off her chest — battling back like an Amazon warrior … literally busting through her bustier!
“My Gal ranted: ‘These schmucks are upset about my boobs? Get a life! Wonder Woman’s a fighting Amazon, so I should only have one boob. They’re lucky they’re getting two boobs!”
Gal’s got that “one-boob” fact dead right — history tells us that these fierce warrior princesses often chopped off one gargantuan glamour gland to accurately fire bows and arrows!
Damn trolls are lucky they’re eyeballing a pair, small or not, right?!