KISS OF THE VAMPIRE!
Ryan Seacrest talked himself into submitting to a kissing report card, of all things, and actually passed with an A+! — but not before admitting he and the hottest babe he’s ever had routinely spent hours sex-ing each other up via phone, heavy-breathing HOT excerpts from the “Twilight” vampire books ALOUD!
Ryan calls the “mystery woman” he dated for two years “the one I let go” — and after stating on his LA radio show that “you can tell by the way someone talks if they’re going to be a good kisser,” staffers challenged him to call his “Vampira” sexpot to grade his smoochy-ness!
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Squealed My Rat-Out Ryan source: “She thought Vampire Boy’s puckers measured up bigtime, saying: ‘Ryan’s very, very, VERY passionate — and excitable!
He’s a very excitable kisser!’” Kudos to My Favorite MetroSexual!
