No, she’s not back in prison with lesbians again! It turns out the Domestic Diva and Queen of Fine Cuisine’s hiding a shocking secret addiction to (brace yourself!) junk food! And rather than admit it, she sneaks her munchies from her live-in maid!
Spilled My Stewart Spy: “Martha’s ultra-sensitive about letting this junk-food bombshell explode.”
“Even though her mansion houses more fridges and freezers than a medium-size market, she dreads nosy visitors poking around and spotting contraband like Cheetos, Cheez Whiz, chips and pretzels, etc.”
How does she satisfy the cravings? “She regularly makes secret raids on her maid’s private fridge to sneak forbidden treats!
“But Food Goddess doesn’t realize that her sharp-eyed maid not only knows her secret, she purposely restocks her funky fridge with gooey, gunky goodies!”