GOOD NEWS-BAD NEWS DEPT.: Kim Kardashian burst into tears at a psychic reading as her fave soothsayer dropped this bitter bombshell: Hubby Kanye West’s DUMPING your fine booty forever in two years!
Revealed My Kim-sider: “Kim had been all smiles, expecting to hear about her bright, rosy future — but it all went doom and gloom when the soothsayer revealed that Kanye’s dropping her in two years … and the breakup will be extra nasty! Kim went hysterical, sobbing floods of tears. She was just a mess, and kept saying, ‘It’s a MISTAKE! Kanye and I are soulmates forever! You’re WRONG!’”
Then came the … er, “good” news!
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“The seer told Kim she’ll find love again — with a new husband and a marriage that’ll LAST!
But Kim, inconsolable, told friends, ‘I’m NEVER doing this again!”
Stay tuned.
