So Joan, knowing you, I bet you’re still reading every damn gossip column on earth, so you saw my scoop about daughter Melissa warning Matt Lauer that some of his “Today” producers/pricks were trying to persuade her to freak out the “germaphobe” by passing him a packet of your hallowed ashes!
And here’s a scoop you’ll find HILARIOUS!
After Melissa admitted leaving bits of you sprinkled ‘round E!’s “Fashion Police” studio, staffers gasp that they keep hearing your voice, feel scary drafts – and even sniff whiffs of your perfume!! (Sweetie, send ME a sign! PLEEEEZE!! )