Art Garfunkel’s Freaky Sex-Crazed Confessions

Angel-voiced singer Art Garfunkel is letting his freak flag fly — in an autobiography filled with bizarre sexual comments, wacky poetry and even high colonics!

The Simon & Garfunkel crooner’s cringe-worthy bragging starts early in "What Is It All but Luminous."

“Paul [Simon] won the writer’s royalties. I got the girls,” writes Art, a marijuana enthusiast who also co-starred with Jack Nicholson in "Carnal Knowledge." “Fabulous foxes, slim-hipped, B-cup, little Natalie Woods.”

In a break from his standard shade-throwing at his former partner Paul, he overshares on their boyhood relationship, saying: “We showed each other our versions of masturbations . . . (mine used a hand).”

He also includes lists of books, an interlude with a “colonics queen” and wacky poetry that appears out of nowhere, like: “I was born to f*** the girls of the Junior League. I know they’re Wellesley women now with equestrian intrigue.”

In response, the book has been bashed critically — and a "Washington Post" reviewer said it's "like rummaging through a huge junk drawer of the mind." Kinda makes you pine for the Sounds of Silence!