Mike Walker Reports… A “pain in the ass” ain’t no small thing when you’re sporting Kim Kardashian’s booty — so here’s an ass-inine scoop as the reality star returns to the glamorous life!
Kim’s been uptight over Kanye West’s highly publicized remodeling of their luxury Calabasas mansion — and trashing brand-new decorator furniture worth tens of thousand$$$.
But the fit really hit the shan when Wifey plunked her moon-size butt down on a new Kanye acquisition!
Kim Kardashian — Post-Surgery Makeover Bared In GQ!
That would be a Japanese designer toilet with an ultra-slender seat and … “OWWWW!!”
Reported My Crapper Confidante: “Hearing Kim’s blood-curdling howl, Kanye hustled to the upstairs bathroom and found her hopelessly wedged in the throne!
“Furious Kim shrieked ’til Hubby tugged her loose — then screamed that he’d lost all bedroom privileges until further notice!”
