TAYLOR SWIFT’s one lean, mean showbiz machine – and a PR genius!
When she and One Direction singer HARRY STYLES abruptly busted up, Swift swiftly had her peeps plant preposterous press headlines that trumpeted: “Romance failed because she didn’t ‘put out’ enough to please Harry!”…Really?…Folks, it’s like I keep telling you – this tough country cookie’s still got her heart set on ending up in Camelot with young prince CONOR KENNEDY – and that’s the fairy tale she wanted him to hear about her…er, virginal sex life!
(BTW, weird fact: Conor and Harry are both just 18, compared to cradle-robber Swift, 23!)
Now here’s the REAL story, told in the non-naughtiest way I know how: Harry broke it off himself because, he told pals, he was “sick and tired of Taylor nagging him about clipping his…” er,…well, his…er, untrimmed whatsit!
Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!”
But from the very first time Taylor brought it up…er, mentioned it, “Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get…snipped!”
Irritated that Taylor couldn’t accept his natural self, Harry CUT IT OFF…the relationship, that is! (Mother always said, avoid snippy girls!)