THE SKINNY ON CARNIE WILSON’S PLAYBOY PICTORIAL

Here’s the real “skinny” on press reports that Playboy mag nixed the nude spread of ex-world heavyweight singer Carnie Wilson because she’s still too tubby, despite the highly publicized gastric surgery that helped her lose 150 pounds! “The problem wasn’t fat — it was FLAB,” reveals my inside source. Size-wise, Carnie was fine — but with skin saggy enough to scare a sharpei, plus zero muscle tone, Playboy photogs weren’t able to work their usual magic with body tape and air-brushing!