SIMON SOUNDS OFF

Simon Cowell is spitting mad at Lorenzo Lamas and his new TV show, “Are You Hot?” — apparently convinced it’s a rip-off of “American Idol.” Guesting on co-star Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, Simon snarked: “Well, if Lorenzo was on television in the ’80s, he should have stayed there! He’s trying to be me — and looks ridiculous in yellow sunglasses!” Sneered Ryan: “What’s his show about — just looking good?” (Now, girls . . . !)