ROLLING STONES QUIETLY PAY THEIR BLUES DUES

NationalEnquirer.com

 ROCK ’N’ ROLL SECRET: Too many white-boy rock groups (especially you, Led Zeppelin!) NEVER acknowledged their debt to those old-timey black blues musicians whose art they ripped off – but the Rolling Stones just can’t stop payin’ it back!

Said a longtime business associate/close friend of the aging rockers: “It’s a little-known fact, but MICK JAGGER and the guys pay for the funerals of ALL the old bluesmen and blueswomen – most recently picking up burial expenses for the late, great ETTA JAMES and blues guitarist HUBERT SUMLIN.

And nobody knows this because Mick and The Stones work hard to keep it quiet!”

(Got your mojo workin’, boys!)