ORLANDO BLOOM GETS INDECENT PROPOSAL

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A sexy hippie chick approached Orlando Bloom as he shopped at weird & wacky Venice Beach and — not recognizing him — gushed: “You are a gorgeous man… would you be interested in doing a movie with me?” Orlando thought the chick was just coming on to him and the movie offer was bogus — until she got XXX-plicit! “It’s an adult-themed flick, and we’d have sex in a hot tub. It pays two hundred bucks cash upfront.” Said Orlando: “I’m kind of booked up right now.” He quickly split, ignoring Wild Thing’s plea to take her card in case he changed his mind!