Deep thinker CHARLIE SHEEN – who’s demanded a meeting with PRESIDENT OBAMA to discuss his wacky theory that GEORGE W. BUSH hired OSAMA BIN TRASH-BIN to blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11 – was one helluva lot more fun back when he was spending $60,000-plus on HEIDI FLEISS whores dressed as cheerleaders, but you’ve gotta admire a guy who puts his money where his mouth is, so to speak.
Charlie’s now so freaked by the thought of terrorist plane hijackers, he refuses to fly commercial, so when a top New York network morning show (sorry, I swore I wouldn’t say which) begged him to appear and plug “Two and a Half Men,” he happily agreed on one condition – they pony up $150,000 for a private chartered jet.
(WOW! Even at today’s inflated prices, that’s fifty pompom-shakin’ hookers, at least.)
The show took a pass.
