Mike Walker

Miranda Lambert To Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani: You’re Erased Forever!

The country crooner is upset at how quickly her ex-hubby started dating again.

Miranda Lamber NEMONDAY
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Miranda Lambert’s suffering endless ache-y/break-y/heartache-y in the painful wake-y of her searing divorce from Blake Shelton because — while bravely boasting of love sublime with brand-new boyfriend/singer Anderson East — she’s weeping bitter tears over ex-hubby Blake’s fast and furious rebound romance with Gwen Stefani!

Said my insider: “How deeply it cut when Miranda learned the lovebirds spent their holidays happily getting to know each other’s families! She’d somehow been kidding herself that Gwen was just a phase, but she’s clearly not — so Miranda’s frantically taking action! Unable to stand hearing of the ‘happy couple,’ she’s ordered an aide to intercept all her mags and newspapers and slash every last Blake/Gwen story or photo! She NEVER, EVER wants to lay eyes on those lovebirds again!”