HITTING BELOW THE BELT?
Girls bragging to gasping galpals about their boyfriend’s physical … er, dimensions ain’t unheard of, but teeny Miley Cyrus triggered giggle alarms and flashing red faces when she dished to a bevy of babe buddies that 6’3” fiancé Liam “Hunky” Hemsworth is so tall that his CROTCH literally sets off airport security alarms! … Say WAAAAT?? … (AOOOGA … AOOOGAAHH! … WHOPPER ALERT!!) …
Reveals My Teeny-Weeny Spy: “Miley said that practically every time Liam walks through an airport body scanner, he triggers security alarms because he’s so tall that his high-rise crotch hits an out-of-the-norm scanner area — moaning that 9 out of 10 times, her hard-luck honey must endure hands-on body searches, with security guards getting up-close and personal while patting down EVERYTHING below the … er, radar!
“Miley’s galpals kept chuckling nonstop — but literally shrieked when Miley scolded that Liam’s inconvenience is HUGE!”