Mike Walker reports…. Trans-Atlantic tattlers keep spinning tales that the freshly minted romance of 74-year-old Rock God Mick Jagger and girlfriend Noor Alfallah, 22, has started showing signs of spinning onto the rocks!
But, I can get satisfaction by revealing from My Smartest Stones Scoopers that their freaky May/December romance is definitely far from faded!
Despite a staggering half-century-plus age difference, flashed My Favorite Jumpin’ Jack Yakker: “Noor just adores all the attention she’s suddenly getting from the randy rocker, and Mick’s totally bewitched by the young beauty!”
“She makes him feel decades younger, because she is … well, literally decades younger!”
“Sure, they get into little riffs ‘n tiffs,” my source continued, “but then Mick quickly relies on the gallant-old-gentleman trick — softening her up with elaborate designer flower arrangements, then … sniff, sniff … bingo!!”