LiLo’s suddenly aimed her fiery eyes at “Kremlin Krotch,” telling pals she’s gonna bed and wed notorious Soviet strongman Vladimir Putin — and then be officially crowned “Princess Pootie-Tang of Russia!”
Revealed My Rushin’-To-Tell-Me Spy: “Lindsay got her looney idea of pegging Putin after negotiating a TV interview with a Russian network.
“Carefully plotting her secret plan to bed the Prime Stud, she demanded a year-long visa and a personal, private meeting to launch a lingering seduction!
“But Putin pooh- poohed LiLo’s lame scheme! The Russian ruler’s got spies everywhere … and chuckled ‘Nyet!’ to hooking up with the notorious celeb!
“Adding that Lindsay’s ‘not his type,’ Putin insisted — jokingly … or maybe not — that he wouldn’t mind dropping a ruble or two on a fling with ‘J.Lo!’”