Mike Walker Reports … A hilarious nail-biter from the lips of Lord Knows — my fave Royals tattler — who offered scoops on a a ritzy hair/makeup session staged for precious Palace Peewee Princess Charlotte!
It seems the fashion fete scheduled for the two-year-old tyke and a bevy of her li’l gal pals ended up needing a makeover!
Lilted M’Lord: “Society ladies arranged the beauty bash, treating the toddlers to fancy updo hairdos and manicures with ‘ghastly’ nail polish — instantly triggering a hands-down no when wigged-out Daddy-O Prince William objected to the makeup/makeovers as ‘incredibly tacky!’
“But then it was a real nail-biter, ’cause everyone expected Mummy Duchess Kate Middleton to fight tooth and nail, arguing it’s just a fun thing little girls love doing … but surprise!
“Mummy actually agreed with Prince Daddy — who huffed that he’d much rather his 2-year-old cutie play with toys than waste so much focus on beauty!”
(Hear that, ladies?)