BUZZZ! … Whirrr! … Click! …Chugga-chugga! … VAROOOM!
Kinky gadget sounds Jessica Simpson can use if she writes a witty ditty about her LA holiday romp with a galpal on a sexy sex-toy shopping spree — snatching up oo-la-la oodles of bedroom playthings!
Panted My Peeping Spy: “Jess and pal were craving to add spicy fun to their ‘mommy’ lives and surprise their hubbies … but went waaay overboard, literally spending thousands on buzzy-wuzzy-twisty toys and kinky-slinky costumes! It all went truly cray-cray when The Sizzle Sisters demanded hands-on demos from salespeople that had them doubled over laughing!”
PHOTOS: Bikini-Clad Anne Hathaway Shows Off Baby Bump!
… Clickety! …DING! … Aaa-OOOGAH!
