PICTURE THIS: Housewife Jennifer Aniston hums happily in her kitchen (in a cute apron . . . maybe whipping up a snack for hubby Brad Pitt?), when suddenly there’s a bloodcurdling SCREAM! . . . Thumps! . . . Curses! . . . Cries of pain! The “Friends” star races outside — just as a workman who’d been fixing her roof scrambles down a ladder shrieking: “Damn . . . I SHOT MYSELF!” The clumsy guy had fired a spike from a high-powered nail gun into his hand! As male co-workers shrieked like schoolgirls over their buddy’s bloody paw, Jennifer ran to grab towels and a first aid kit. After making sure no bones or tendons had been pierced, she told the guy to be a man — then YANKED the nail clean out of his tortured flesh! (YeeeOOW!) Hubby Brad, who’d emerged to check out the commotion, wanted to call an ambulance, but wifey coolly told him she had it under control — and advised Capt. Klutzy to ask his doc about a tetanus shot!
JENNIFER ANISTON PLAYS DOCTOR
