HOLLYWOOD NEVER LEARNS!

Even after making gazillion$$$ with her low-budget “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” writer-star Nia Vardalos got depressed when bigshot PR “experts” advised her to “glamorize” with hip new clothes, sexy hairdo — and a nose job! An outraged family member screamed: “Are they crazy! People love you because you’re frumpy!” Here’s the good news: The stupid advice appalled producers of her new TV series — who ordered her not to change one damn thing!