Scientology Daddy-O TOM CRUISE wants baby SURI to grow up super-smart, so he ordered a raft of Baby Einstein DVDs and flash cards for the months-old tyke. Can you imagine? “Okay, Suri… Daddy’s gonna flash the first card, Baby Einstein. Oh, look, Suri… it’s E=L.RON2!” Hey, Tom, you gonna order KATIE a set? (Oh, I’m kidding. Get clear!)
CRUISE WANTS A BABY GENIUS
