BRITNEY VISITS STRIP CLUB — FOR PURELY ARTISTIC REASONS

LIKE A VIRGIN DEPT.:

Okay, like, Britney Spears SWEARS that when she drags her, like, totally celibate boyfriend Justin Timberlake along to watch strippers bump and grind . . . like, OHMIGAWD! . . . at the Granville Club in Hollywood, it is so NOT about ogling their naked flesh! I mean . . . REALLY! Britney says she just, like, likes their moves and steals routines for her act. (Whatever!)