Affleck’s Agony: Even Wife Jen’s Teasing ‘Fatman!’

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Felt kinda guilty scooping that movie trainers failed to firm BEN AFFLECK’s flabby pecs, glutes and gut so he could flash fearsome muscles for “Batman” close-ups – crew members giggle-dubbed him “Fatman” after producers hired a ripped body double – but My Spies just revealed the diabolical gag wife JENNIFER GARNER sprung on “hunky-lite” hubby! 

Said a source: “Jen had suffered a hilarious wardrobe mishap while red carpet posing with ‘Alexander’ co-star STEVE CARELL – evil winds whipped up her dress, flashing an undercover secret: SPANX! Goofed nonpregnant Jen: ‘I’ve got a baby bump!’”

Gagsters instantly shipped her stacks of slimming undergarments – so sly Wifey, knowing Ben’s sensitivity to “chubby” jibes, stacked waist-shrinking Spanx-y trunks, briefs and tees for men on his bed! “Hey, I don’t need these,” howled Big Ben as Jen – pinching herself to stop from busting at the seams – gasped: “Whatever you say, dear!”

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