Affleck’s Agony: Even Wife Jen’s Teasing ‘Fatman!’


Felt kinda guilty scooping that movie trainers failed to firm BEN AFFLECK’s flabby pecs, glutes and gut so he could flash fearsome muscles for “Batman” close-ups – crew members giggle-dubbed him “Fatman” after producers hired a ripped body double – but My Spies just revealed the diabolical gag wife JENNIFER GARNER sprung on “hunky-lite” hubby! 

Said a source: “Jen had suffered a hilarious wardrobe mishap while red carpet posing with ‘Alexander’ co-star STEVE CARELL – evil winds whipped up her dress, flashing an undercover secret: SPANX! Goofed nonpregnant Jen: ‘I’ve got a baby bump!’”

Gagsters instantly shipped her stacks of slimming undergarments – so sly Wifey, knowing Ben’s sensitivity to “chubby” jibes, stacked waist-shrinking Spanx-y trunks, briefs and tees for men on his bed! “Hey, I don’t need these,” howled Big Ben as Jen – pinching herself to stop from busting at the seams – gasped: “Whatever you say, dear!”