Rob Shuter

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Fat Greek Fiasco

Notoriety for nightlife does not a club queen make!

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Rob Shuter reports….  Lindsay Lohan knows a lot about clubs from experience, yet tourists appear to be snubbing her beach club on the Greek island of Mykonos!

“There is just nothing Greek about Lindsay,” a spy dished to The National ENQUIRER.

“She’d be better off opening a beach club in Florida or Cancun where American college kids go to get wasted.”

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As reported earlier, the venture’s best hope will come from the publicity generated by an upcoming MTV reality series set at the seaside hotspot.

Mom/reality veteran Dina already visited, with dad Michael expected to fly in soon.