PRIDE AND PUTRESCENCE: STINKY STARS

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Gag us with a spoon! From cheesy feet to death breath, MEET the celebs who’s stench could make you retch! 

Gwyneth Paltrow She meant to impress at last spring’s elegant Met Ball in NYC, but this blonde beauty stunned them with body odor. The aroma was “pretty pungent, and I don’t think she had a clue,” said a witness. “I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her.”

Britney Spears The pop princess has bad breath! “It reeks,” a source noted. “Her breath starts stinking 20 minutes after she brushes her teeth.” Fellow plane passengers also said they flew unfriendly skies, thanks to Britney’s foul feet!

Mickey Rourke Cast and crew run the other way when they see [or smell] this star on set. But in Mickey’s case, it’s not just body odor – it’s also his breath! “It’s a lethal one-two punch,” said a Hollywood insider.

Matthew McConaughey The Oscar winner has adhered to a strict “no deodorant” policy for 25 unpleasant years! Former co-star Kate Hudson complained about his rank performance, but the “Dazed and Confused” stoner maintained his “Just Say No” stance.

Brad Pitt He may be a hunk, but everybody who’s worked with him said: “He stunk!” Insiders report that Brad swore off soap recently – switching to a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar. They also report it isn’t working.

Kristen Stewart The 25-year-old actress is more grunge than glamour. Her affair with a director killed a romance with “Twilight” costar Robert Pattinson, and her hygiene buried any chance for reconciliation. “Rob loved it when Kristen would dress up for shoots,” said a source, “but grew less enchanted with her when she’d rarely wash her hair and ditch the makeup and perfume.”

Leonardo DiCaprio “The Wolf of Wall Street” superstar is an environmental activist who ditches deodorant in an effort to make the planet a little greener – and smellier. “He only showers a couple of days a week to conserve water, and considers deodorant to be ‘unnatural,’” according to a source. Going natural smells like a rotten idea, Leo!

Kanye West Kim Kardashian’s music mogul hubby keeps things a little too real for the reality star. “Kim says Kanye’s feet smell like rotten cheese, so she makes him wash them and coat them in baby powder every night before they go to bed,” dished a source. “She also demanded he change his diet to limit his sweating – or inject Botox into his armpits.”