No baby shower for convicted killer JORAN VAN DER SLOOT – his “baby mama” is a liar charged his lawyer.

Not pitter patter of tiny Dutch feet att Piedras Gordas prison any time soon, as his attorney told that a Peruvian women’s claim that she is expected his child is a bunch of baloney.

"It is not true that Joran got someone pregnant," the convicted killer's lawyer Aldo-Favio Cotrina said.

 "He doesn’t have any conjugal visitation, in order to get that you have to be married as it is only allowed with a wife," he explained.

Acoording to the earlier reports a woman calling herself "Leidi" told Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf that the 25-year-old had knocked her up, but Cotrina revealed his client has never even met the impostor — who has since been named as Carol Figueroa Uceda.

"The lady who went to Piedras Gordas prison to see Joran had a baby boy in her arms who is by coincidence a white color and looks different to any Peruvian baby, who have darker skin. That is not from Joran either!"

Van Der Sloot remains behind bars for the killing of Stephany Flores, 21.

He remains the prime suspect of an Alabama teen who disappeared in Aruba in 2005. U.S. law enforcement are trying to extradite him on charges of extortion relating to that case.