As arch-nemesis Sarah Palin steels herself for whirlwind tour of media outlets and bucolic markets to launch new ghost-written book, Levi Johnston gird loins for nude debut.
Alaska’s favorite son and baby dada to Palin daughter Bristol‘s son is getting a tad worried about his upcoming au natural full frontal pictorial.
So what’s Levi concerned about?
Well, one of the locations for the shoot is a freezing cold ice rink for the former Wasillia puck master.
And that kind of cold means major shrinkage to one’s endowment.
But Levi’s manager, the erstwhile Tank Johnson, downplays such a frigid forecast, "We haven’t had any discussions of THAT nature at all."
And refused to confirm whether Johnston’s Johnson would be on display.
