Loony tune Donald Trump pal Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy rambles for 90 out-of-control minutes at the UN in a speech laced with lies and conspiracy theories.

With face full of cut-rate Botox that may have fallen from a passing Jolie humanitarian mission, Khadafy wore the latest in fall fashion: rust. 

The terror from Tripoli who thinks terrorism is cool, called the United Nations security council "terrorists" despite giving a heroes welcome to recently released cancer-stricken Lockerbie bomber back in Libya.

In his hands were yellowing ancient papyrus-like notes as Kahadafy rambled for 90 minutes in Arabic as the General Assembly chamber slowly emptied.

One lone person, not doubt a fan of the rabid mad man, clapped assent.

The busy Khadafy also reopened both the JFK and Martin Luther King assassinations, and also claimed the Taliban had nothing to do with the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on America because the planes "left from Kennedy Airport, not Afghanistan."

Not a single plane left from JFK but hopefully Khadfy’s will – soon.