KOO-KOO KIMYE just hit a brick wall with hoity-toity neighborhood honchos after committing skanky hanky-panky on their swanky Calabasas mansion — hand-painting amateur-ish, goofy graffiti on its massive stone entrance walls that smearily spell in hand-painted heart symbols: “I LOVE KANYE” … “I LOVE KIM!”
Said My KimYeSpy: “Neighbors — especially neighborhood officials — were aghast! They did NOT find the couple’s low-rent love graffiti amusing, and demanded they deep-six the sappy, saccharine-sweet scribblings ASAP! Rocked by the ruckus, KimYe offered to tear down the stone walls and replace them with new stucco — but estate honchos nixed that idea, saying it must stay original! So the krazy kids simply had the darn graffiti sandblasted off — but that discolored the beautiful stone, which now doesn’t match the rest of the wall. So after consulting with design experts, they’ve hired a professional team of faux-paint specialists, who’ll fake the façade to look stonier than ever!”
ROCK on, kids!
