Not exactly certain who Kate was kvetching about, Randy Dandy tattled to stepmom Camilla Gorilla — who instantly assumed Kate’s jab was aimed at her!
Snickered My Royal Spy, Lord Knows: “When Harry snitched on Kate, the crack really rattled Camilla’s chain! Practically foaming at the mouth, she instantly raged at hubby Prince Charles!
“‘How DARE she,” Camilla spewed.
“‘I demand an apology! In fact, she should apologize to the entire family!'”
But playing it calm like a future king should, Charles chilled and carried on, advising Camilla to cool her jets!
Rolling his right royal eyes, the Prince muttered: ‘Please, Dahling … I simply cannot tolerate another royal row … so do let it go!’”
(And do have another gin, Camill’! … CHILL!)