Mike Walker reports.. Don’t get all horny when I reveal this developing news shocker about frustrated and furious Jennifer Lawrence!
The Oscar winner just busted up romantically with director Darren Aronofsky after their film “Mother!” tanked, confiding to sources: “I want to take a break from acting — and milk goats on a farm!”
Gasped an insider: “JLaw says she’s giving Hollywood the ol’ heave-ho, totally thrilling Gollywood rivals Emma Stone, Margot Robbie and Anne Hathaway!
“Because while their biggest competition yanks and squeezes various horny critters, they’ll be udderly focused on getting first pick of all the juicy glamour parts!”
