Subway Pervert Jared Fogle Fears Prison Food

Creepy Subway sex fiend Jared Fogle, who once claimed to have lost 245 pounds by eating turkey and veggie sandwiches, is whining about getting fat in prison — and living in fear he will be sexually assaulted by brutal inmates!

“Jared is crying like a baby,” said one insider.

“I don’t know what he fears most — getting fat again or getting attacked by sex-hungry thugs who are just waiting to make a meal of him!”

The disgraced Subway pitchman was sentenced to 15 years and eight months in federal prison after pleading guilty to child pornography charges and traveling across state lines to pay for sex with a minor.

Testimony also revealed Fogle spent at least $12,000 per year on prostitutes.

“The level of perversion and lawlessness exhibited by Mr. Fogle is extreme,” Judge Tanya Walton Pratt said.

Fogle was once a morbidly obese college student who gained fame and fortune by going on an extreme diet of Subway sandwiches.

But a psychiatrist, testifying on his behalf in court, outrageously claimed: “Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality.”

Sources who know Fogle said he became obsessed with his weight after the huge loss.

“He is physically ill at the thought of putting it all back on during his stay in prison,” said the insider.

“He keeps crying, “I don’t want to get fat again!’ But no one’s really listening to him.”

“Prison isn’t exactly a haven for dieters,” added a source. “There’s plenty of junk food around and lots of down time to eat it.

“There’s absolutely no way for him to stay on a healthy diet. It’s not going to surprise anybody to see Jared grow into a fat tub of lard!”

The pathetic pitchman isn’t the first disgraced public figure to moan about prison weight gain.

Former superjock O.J. Simpson saw his weight balloon to 340 pounds after he was jailed for 33 years in 2008 for armed robbery and kidnapping.

O.J. complained about prison food and predicted when he finally leaves prison, it will be in a wheelchair — or a coffin!

But packing on pounds is the least of Jared’s problems, added the insider.

“What should really be worrying him are the other inmates, who are just itching to get a piece of him,” dished the former pal.

“Sex offenders are prime targets for sex attacks in prison — and Jared knows it.

“He’s been begging to be held in solitary!”

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