HEF DEATH WISH LUST

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Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner‘s post-mortem desire.

The Viagra enhanced Octogenarian who’s vast empire is ever expanding faced the reality of his own inevitable mortality.

But Hef, being Hef, still plans for the future and despite bedding a multitude of hotties needs to be close to the one that started it all.

Hef just dropped a cool $1 million to spend all eternity next to Playboy’s original cover girl who graced the revolutionary sin mag more than 50 years ago.

"I came in with Marilyn Monroe, I’ll go out with her," Hef confessed,  revealing his final resting place will be right next to MM’s in famed Forest Lawn cemetery.

"He lived a good life," Hef ordered writ LARGE on his marker.

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