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Don McLean’s New Slice Of American Pie

Singer reclaiming youth with buxom Instagram cutie!

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Don McLean has reportedly eloped with chesty 24-year-old model Paris Dylan, who’s young enough to be his granddaughter!

Sources say the 73-year-old “American Pie” chart-topper and the Riverside, Calif., hottie — who’ve been romantically tied for at least two years — finally made it legal while touring Paris, France.

In 2016, McLean’s wife, Patrisha, claiming he cheated and violently abused her during their 30-year marriage.

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After The National ENQUIRER broke news that that police had been called to the couple’s home in Maine to intervene in a domestic dispute, McLean took to Twitter with a heartfelt appeal.

What is occurring is the very painful breakdown of an almost 30-year relationship,” the singer wrote. “I ask God to give us the strength to find new happiness.”

Patrisha, the mother of his two kids, divorced him and got a $10 million settlement. As for Don, he’ll always have Paris.