WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE? In RYAN SEACREST’s kisser, that’s where!
Grazing for goodies at a private party thrown by pals, the "American Idol" host dipped a paw into a bowl of what he thought were assorted nuts, tossed them down his pie-hole, started munching – and gagged violently on a mouthful of pungent potpourri room freshener.
Spitting the ghastly, smelly mix of dried flowers and bark into a napkin as he beat feet to the nearest bathroom, Ryan finally emerged after washing out his mouth and gargling.
"I thought it was a bowl of nuts and almonds," he whined to an amused pal. "But it was potpourri – and it was horrible."
